BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS, TAP THE VEIN THAT BLEEDS ::

With classes out for the summer I am finding myself tremendously bored. There's only so much entertainment one little human can provide. Suggestions? Keep in mind I don't tan well.

Oh and if you say Bathory I will ignore you, I've been every night this week and, no offence Nadine, I need a change of scenery,

I'm afraid whoever you are, Vladimir Markhov, we will not be having a date of any kind.

Has anyone seen Nadine recently? Has something happen Not that I ca

I've noticed her absence at Bathory, she owes me a drink.

Lions? Lions? Is Reiter seriously expecting anything good to come from any sort of arrangement with those flea ridden, overgrown housecats.

The general consensus of my students is that studying the Twilight series would be 'awesome' and also ironic given that I am a real vampire.

Out of sheer boredom this got me thinking about the Coven though and how we compare to the Cullens. Taking out the fact that they are a bunch of gutless halfwits of course, this would make Mr. Reiter our own Carlisle, perhaps? I am not sure.

Paolo is Emmett without a doubt, however.

Nelson, I am bored. So I'm taking you shopping tonight.

If I find one more clove of garlic in my desk heads will roll.

Tell me there are not still humans out there who are genuinely unaware of the Others. After all this time? Literate human beings who are still in the dark about our existence? Forgive the pun.

I am having trouble believing it. If it wasn't so pathetic it would be funny.

Further evidence that no matter what I do, my students remain morons: They're conviced that I either have something to do with that murder or that I'm actually responsible myself.

As if I, or any other vampire would be so careless. Honestly.